Saturday, December 31, 2011

2012 New Year's resolutions from the folks behind reddit

Alexis Ohanian: To make the world suck less... by filling it with underage rape pornography.

Mike Schiraldi: To help Mr. Wonka's chocolate factory become number 1!

Erik Martin: To persuade the world that a bill that prevents stealing copyrighted material is a terrible evil.

Kristine Smith: To get paid for another year to do what a one-line script that prints "all yours :)" could do.

Conde Nast: To find more creative ways to disassociate their magazines from the sewer that is reddit.

Reddit: To spend another year tricking gullible teenagers into thinking that visiting forums for women beating, racism, and porn somehow makes the world a better place.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are pretty ridiculous when you think about it.

1/2/12 10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So true. The guy who boasts about making the world suck less fights tooth and nail to continue to host rape porn. Hypocrisy much?

1/3/12 10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you call Mike Schiraldi an Oompa Loompa? I am sorry if I missed the original reference but I am curious. Is it due to physical resemblance, behavior, or something else?

1/3/12 2:17 PM  
Blogger Lou franklin said...

Physical resemblance.

1/3/12 7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good stuff lou

1/4/12 5:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Facehammer has AIDS.

1/7/12 12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do realize that Conde Nast sold reddit last year, right?

2/12/12 8:32 PM  
Blogger Lou franklin said...

That is False. Educate yourself.

2/12/12 9:25 PM  

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